Hombre Potato

November 17, 2009
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Ep 18: Hombre Potato and the Phantom Boob Grab

Sorry, internets!  We’ve been bad with the blog and Twitter lately, but you can find Episodes 14-17 all on iTunes.  That’s right, I said iTunes.

To compensate, we’re back with the biggest, rapiest episode yet!  Episode 18: Hombre Potato and the Phantom Boob Grab!  This time ’round the ole’ campfire, Karen and Casey talk about Netflix Instant Queue, eating lions, fanwanking Deb’s death on Dexter, wearing sunglasses at night, and lots and lots of surprise sex.  Cuz who doesn’t like surprise sex?  Zombies sure do.

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To further apologize, here’s Horatio Caine one-liners.  Please don’t die from laughter.  We need our audience alive.

September 11, 2009
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Episode 13: Katamari Potato!!!

Casey and Karen return from a week of hard partying (no really, that’s why there was no podcast last week. I’m serious. We’re totally hip.) to lay some podcast on you in the form of Episode 13: Katamari Potato! If this was cable it would be our season finale. In fact, we’ve now lasted longer than The Middleman. Sad!
This week Casey talks for about a gazillion hours about the Penny Arcade Expo in Seattle, Karen gets all pretentious and pretends to cut back on TV while still managing to talk about 10 Things I Hate About You, Greek, Project Runway, Breakfast With Scot and Passing Strange, Casey bitches out the Vampire Queen of Louisiana and the two continue to build up expectations for Doctor Who season 5 to unreasonable levels.

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We’ll be back super soon to jizz on the Winchester brothers. SUPERNATURAL IS BACK BITCHES!

August 28, 2009
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Episode 12: Inglourious Hombres, Peelin’ Natzis

Episode 12: Inglourious Hombres Peelin’ Natzis is here!  Ready to bring plenty of head-exploding, curb-stomping, handicappable natzi-ass-kicking (with a baseball bat) right to your ears. This week, Casey gushes about the immersive experience of killing aliens in Dead Space, Karen talks about shows from the NY Fringe Festival and poop (not related), and we talk about fat people some more. Because we love them. Then Karen slightly ruins sausage for Casey (Homosexuality!). Finally, we introduce the new segment “Ridiculous Asian Movies by Casey,” and talk about the last big film of summer, Inglourious Basterds.

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When I say that I can’t describe The Story of Ricky in words, THIS is why:

YOUTUBE! The Story of Ricky

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August 20, 2009
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Episode 11: I Love You, Hombre

Apologies, people! We are both fairly lazy and possibly even busy with real life stuff sometimes, so I didn’t get the ep up here until just now. Onto the description!

I Love You, Hombre. no, seriously, I do. I hope that isn’t too creepy for you . . . it’s not like I’m bent for you, or anything.

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Wow, awkward. Ummm. Episode 11 finds us coming off our high-octane episode last week, but with no shortage of shart to shoot. In our pants. This week’s installment finds Casey and Karen talking about The Inbetweeners (if the British slang didn’t give it away), Dexter season 4 speculation, Bromances and hygiene, the trippy-as-hell Ponyo and dubbing in Miyazaki films, and District 9 lets us know that extraterrestrials are people, too. Just people who look like bug-crustaceans.

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August 13, 2009
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Episode 10: A Real American Hombre, GI Potato!

Holy jumping bananas!  In Episode 10 of Hombre Potato, Casey and Karen will BLOW YOUR MIND with the movie wisdom they will lay down upon you.  This week, we discuss America’s Best Dance Crew starting up, Burn Notice wrapping up, the Middleman…being a Middleman, and then break into movies which includes a healthy mix of time-travel, alternate reality Japan, food education, LA-based romance, and GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra.

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We may be going international next week as South African aliens (District 9) and Japanese fish creatures (Ponyo) look to be in our movie-watching agenda.

August 8, 2009
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The Man with the Golden Spud

In Episode 9 of Hombre Potato – The Man with the Golden Spud – Casey and Karen discuss anal probes in the new downloadable content for Fallout 3 (newsflash: Casey’s a nerd!), sympathize with the cake-eating “Fat Princess” and pathetic “More to Love” girls, discover a new love for “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”, mock vampires of the sparkly and asian varieties and talk about the Watchmen for a full 1/5 of the amount of time that Kevin Smith and the /filmcast crew did. Plus, a dramatic reading of the final scenes which Casey gives a single half-assed Clinton style thumbs up. (Karen’s British accent is pretty awful.)


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Next week? We review GI Joe and Casey finally watches the Middleman. It’s gonna be epic.

August 2, 2009
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Hombre Potato 8: The Ectoplasmic Tuberosum Investigation

Hombre Potato 8: The Ectoplasmic Tuberosum Investigation!, in which Casey and Karen discuss their usual lineup of TV with some period piece nudity and modern day douchebaggery thrown into the mix, plot points in Vaklyria Chronicles, whether Across the Universe works as a movie musical, and why Peter Capaldi is our new favorite person, as evidenced by In The Loop.

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July 22, 2009
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7: Hombre Children of Potato Earth

We can’t be compared to Star Wars anymore as there is no Episode 7.  Damnit.  We’re getting into territory where we can only be compared to the worst of horror sequels and James Bond flicks, so I guess we’re better than the seventh iteration of those? (<i>Karen note: This is surely not as epic as Deathly Hallows.</i>)  Yeah, sure.

Hombre Potato Episode 7: Hombre Children of Potato Earth, in which Casey and Karen discuss TV, parasitic organisms in Splinter, romanticism in 500 Days of summer, Nazi-killing and gay crushes in Valkyria Chronicles, and one massive, earth-shattering joygasm that is Doctor Who season 5 set pics and the insanely brilliant Torchwood: Children of Earth.

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July 16, 2009
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Episode 6: Hombre Potato & the Half-Spud Prince

We may or may not be better than Harry Potter 6, but Episode 6 of HP has no Ewoks.  Evaluate that as a plus or a negative on your own.

Episode 6: Hombre Potato and the Half-Spud Prince, in which Casey and Karen discuss new summer shows, Harper’s Island and its stupid, STUPID twists, Casey’s most guilty reality TV pleasure, how everything about Indiana Jones 4 makes us mad and/or sad, Spanish zombies, why Bruno is not Borat (yeah, duh, but there’s more!), and why snogging makes everything better in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

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One of us will seductively eat ice cream and the other will wear a thong if you do.  We just won’t tell you which one of us will do which.

July 9, 2009
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Episode 5: The Dream Potato

Who’s going to beat The Empire Strikes Back?  Our Episode 5 isn’t, and we believe it’s an accomplishment in itself to podcast after July 4th weekend, so there!  Suck on that, internet.

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Episode 5: The Dream Potato, in which Karen channels her innermost Daria and talks about Shakespeare in all its forms (classical and Channing Tatum Channing Tatum) and Casey discusses the pluses of vampire strippers and zones out when Channing Tatum Channing Tatum Shakespeare isn’t being discussed.

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